Tab's Tales

I tend to be awkward if I find you attractive.

— ifunny

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

You are a strange and magnificent creature and you have enchanted me completely.

Your smile puts the city lights on my heart.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?

Hey you.
Yeah, you.
No, not you…
The other guy.
You right there!
Yes, you.
Do you like tacos?

Break the rules
Stand apart
Ignore you head
Follow your heart

People change, things go wrong but just remember, life goes on.

Love me without fear,
Trust me without doubts,
Love me without restrictions,
Want me without demand,
accept me how I am.

I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.